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2026 Franchise Profile

Naberhood Watch

Owned by Brandon SmithFormerly Brimhaven Pirates

Current Campaign

Season Snapshot

Current franchise performance from the latest synced Sleeper league data.

Record
6-1
Standing
No. 2
Points For
1,052.52
Points Against
791.00

Last Five

Recent Form

The franchise’s latest completed results from the 2026 season.

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Recent Record
4-1
Average Score
150.44
Current Run
4-game winning streak
Week7
Naberhood Watch157.68
Haddonfield Slashers150.96
Win6.72point margin
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Week6
Naberhood Watch151.26
Egyptian Suns78.68
Win72.58point margin
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Week5
Naberhood Watch173.50
Edgeville Nut Eaters114.56
Win58.94point margin
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Week4
Naberhood Watch132.24
Shinra Tensei Pain104.68
Win27.56point margin
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Week3
Naberhood Watch137.50
JaMario Kart Racers144.38
Loss6.88point margin
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Best Recent Score

173.50Week 5 vs. Edgeville Nut Eaters

Closest Recent Finish

6.72Week 7 vs. Haddonfield Slashers

Front Office Activity

Recent Moves

The latest completed transactions involving this franchise.

Free Agent

Naberhood Watch makes a roster move

  • Mike WashingtonRB · LV
View in the ledger
Waiver Claim

Naberhood Watch wins a waiver claim

  • Braelon AllenRB · NYJ
  • MarShawn LloydRB · GB
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Historical Ledger

Franchise History

Completed results recorded under the franchise’s current and previous identities.

All-Time Record
42-31
Career Points
10,014.74
Weekly Average
137.19
Championships
0

Highest Score

256.38 pointsvs. The Bloody Marys · 2024 · Week 14

Lowest Score

78.14 pointsvs. Washington Fantasy Team · 2023 · Week 9

Biggest Win

+103.86vs. The Bloody Marys · 2024 · Week 14

Closest Game

0.20-point marginvs. Love and Fantasy Football · 2024 · Week 17

Highest-Scoring Loss

158.66 pointsvs. Fremennik Exiles · 2024 · Week 2

Season by Season

League history
Naberhood Watch season-by-season history
SeasonFinishRecordPFPAAverage
20262nd place6-11,052.52791.00150.36
20254th place9-72,304.762,034.30144.05
20244th place9-72,348.662,097.92146.79
20235th place8-92,094.702,009.32123.22
20221st place10-72,214.102,110.48130.24

Current Personnel

Active Roster

16 players from the latest 2026 Sleeper roster sync.

Total Players
16
Starters
10
Reserve
1
Position Groups
6
QB

QB

2 players

QB

Joe Burrow

CIN · No. 9
Starter
Age
29
Exp.
6 yr
QB

Tyler Shough

NO · No. 6
Age
27
Exp.
1 yr
RB

RB

5 players

RB

Braelon Allen

NYJ · No. 0
Starter
Age
22
Exp.
2 yr
RB

Bucky Irving

TB · No. 7
Starter
Age
24
Exp.
2 yr
RB

Chase Brown

CIN · No. 30
Starter
Age
26
Exp.
3 yr
RB

Kenneth Walker III

KC · No. 9
Starter
Age
26
Exp.
4 yr
RB

Quinshon Judkins

CLE · No. 10
Age
22
Exp.
1 yr
WR

WR

5 players

WR

Omar Cooper Jr.

NYJ · No. 11
Starter
Age
22
Exp.
0 yr
WR

Puka Nacua

LAR · No. 12
Starter
Age
25
Exp.
3 yr
WR

Darius Cooper

PHI · No. 80
Age
24
Exp.
1 yr
WR

DeVonta Smith

PHI · No. 6
Reserve
Age
27
Exp.
5 yr
WR

Parker Washington

JAX · No. 11
Age
24
Exp.
3 yr
TE

TE

2 players

TE

Isaiah Likely

NYG · No. 9
Starter
Age
26
Exp.
4 yr
TE

Harold Fannin Jr.

CLE · No. 44
Age
22
Exp.
1 yr
K

K

1 player

K

Chase McLaughlin

TB · No. 4
Starter
Age
30
Exp.
7 yr
DEF

Defense

1 player

DEF

Cleveland Browns

CLE
Starter
Age
—
Exp.
—

Historical Personnel

Archived Rosters

End-of-season rosters from 2022 through 2025, shown together under this franchise’s current identity.

2025 roster16 players
  • QBJared GoffDET · Starter
  • RBAshton JeantyLV · Starter
  • RBJavonte WilliamsDAL · Starter
  • RBWoody MarksHOU · Starter
  • RBJoe Mixon— · Reserve
  • RBKimani VidalLAC · Reserve
  • RBRico DowdlePIT · Reserve
  • WRJaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA · Starter
  • WRKhalil ShakirBUF · Starter
  • WRMichael WilsonARI · Starter
  • WRDJ MooreBUF · Reserve
  • WRQuentin JohnstonLAC · Reserve
  • TEBrock BowersLV · Starter
  • TEOronde GadsdenLAC · Reserve
  • KCameron DickerLAC · Starter
  • DEFSeattle SeahawksSEA · Starter
2024 roster15 players
  • QBJosh AllenBUF · Starter
  • RBJames ConnerARI · Starter
  • RBZach CharbonnetSEA · Starter
  • RBBrian Robinson Jr.ATL · Reserve
  • RBIsaac GuerendoSF · Reserve
  • RBRachaad WhiteWAS · Reserve
  • WRJustin JeffersonMIN · Starter
  • WRNico CollinsHOU · Starter
  • WRPuka NacuaLAR · Starter
  • WRZay FlowersBAL · Starter
  • WRJosh DownsIND · Reserve
  • WRKhalil ShakirBUF · Reserve
  • TETrey McBrideARI · Starter
  • KChris BoswellPIT · Starter
  • DEFBuffalo BillsBUF · Starter
2023 roster17 players
  • QBKyler Murray— · Starter
  • WRAmon-Ra St. BrownDET · Starter
  • WRPuka NacuaLAR · Starter
  • RBIsiah PachecoKC · Starter
  • RBJonathan Taylor— · Starter
  • TESam LaPortaDET · Starter
  • WRDavante AdamsLV · Starter
  • KKa'imi FairbairnHOU · Starter
  • DEFDenver BroncosDEN · Starter
  • QBMatthew StaffordLAR · Reserve
  • WRChristian KirkJAX · Reserve
  • WRCooper Kupp— · Reserve
  • RBEzekiel ElliottNE · Reserve
  • RBJerome FordCLE · Reserve
  • RBKenneth Walker IIISEA · Reserve
  • TEDallas GoedertPHI · Reserve
  • DEFMiami DolphinsMIA · Reserve
2022 roster16 players
  • QBJoe BurrowCIN · Starter
  • WRChristian WatsonGB · Starter
  • WRTyreek HillMIA · Starter
  • RBAaron JonesGB · Starter
  • RBEzekiel ElliottDAL · Starter
  • TEDalton SchultzDAL · Starter
  • RBDavid MontgomeryCHI · Starter
  • KJustin TuckerBAL · Starter
  • DEFPhiladelphia EaglesPHI · Starter
  • WRDeAndre Hopkins— · Reserve
  • WRJerry JeudyDEN · Reserve
  • WRTerry McLaurinWAS · Reserve
  • RBKenneth Walker III— · Reserve
  • RBNajee HarrisPIT · Reserve
  • TEDarren WallerLV · Reserve
  • DEFTennessee TitansTEN · Reserve

War Room Ledger

Draft History

Every recorded selection made under the franchise’s current and previous identities.

Draft Classes
5
Total Selections
77
Archive Span
2022–2026

Latest Draft Class

2026

Draft Slot
4
Selections
15
  1. 1.04WR
    Puka NacuaLAR
    No. 4
  2. 2.07RB
    Chase BrownCIN
    No. 17
  3. 3.04RB
    Kenneth WalkerKC
    No. 24
  4. 4.07WR
    DeVonta SmithPHI
    No. 37
  5. 5.04RB
    Bucky IrvingTB
    No. 44
  6. 6.07QB
    Joe BurrowCIN
    No. 57
  7. 7.04TE
    Harold FanninCLE
    No. 64
  8. 8.07RB
    Quinshon JudkinsCLE
    No. 77
  9. 9.04WR
    Parker WashingtonJAX
    No. 84
  10. 10.07WR
    Carnell TateTEN
    No. 97
  11. 11.04QB
    Jayden DanielsWAS
    No. 104
  12. 12.07TE
    Isaiah LikelyNYG
    No. 117
  13. 13.04DEF
    Seattle SeahawksSEA
    No. 124
  14. 14.07RB
    Jacory Croskey-MerrittWAS
    No. 137
  15. 15.04K
    Chris BoswellPIT
    No. 144

Archived Class

2025

Draft Slot
10
Selections
15
  1. 1.10WR
    Malik NabersNYG
    No. 10
  2. 2.01RB
    Ashton JeantyLV
    No. 11
  3. 3.10TE
    Brock BowersLV
    No. 30
  4. 4.01WR
    Jaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA
    No. 31
  5. 5.10RB
    Chuba HubbardCAR
    No. 50
  6. 6.01WR
    DJ MooreCHI
    No. 51
  7. 7.10QB
    Jared GoffDET
    No. 70
  8. 8.01RB
    Joe MixonHOU
    No. 71
  9. 9.10WR
    Travis HunterJAX
    No. 90
  10. 10.01WR
    Khalil ShakirBUF
    No. 91
  11. 11.10RB
    Javonte WilliamsDAL
    No. 110
  12. 12.01RB
    Tank BigsbyJAX
    No. 111
  13. 13.10K
    Cameron DickerLAC
    No. 130
  14. 14.01DEF
    Pittsburgh SteelersPIT
    No. 131
  15. 15.10TE
    Kyle PittsATL
    No. 150

Archived Class

2024

Draft Slot
5
Selections
15
  1. 1.05WR
    Justin JeffersonMIN
    No. 5
  2. 2.06WR
    Puka NacuaLAR
    No. 16
  3. 3.05QB
    Josh AllenBUF
    No. 25
  4. 4.06WR
    Nico CollinsHOU
    No. 36
  5. 5.05RB
    Rachaad WhiteTB
    No. 45
  6. 6.06TE
    Trey McBrideARI
    No. 56
  7. 7.05WR
    Zay FlowersBAL
    No. 65
  8. 8.06RB
    James ConnerARI
    No. 76
  9. 9.05WR
    Rome OdunzeCHI
    No. 85
  10. 10.06WR
    Ladd McConkeyLAC
    No. 96
  11. 11.05RB
    Devin SingletaryNYG
    No. 105
  12. 12.06RB
    Brian RobinsonWAS
    No. 116
  13. 13.05RB
    Jonathon BrooksCAR
    No. 125
  14. 14.06TE
    Pat FreiermuthPIT
    No. 136
  15. 15.05K
    Cameron DickerLAC
    No. 145

Archived Class

2023

Draft Slot
10
Selections
16
  1. 1.10WR
    Cooper KuppLAR
    No. 10
  2. 2.01WR
    Davante AdamsLV
    No. 11
  3. 3.10WR
    Amon-Ra St. BrownDET
    No. 30
  4. 4.01RB
    Jonathan TaylorIND
    No. 31
  5. 5.10RB
    Dameon PierceHOU
    No. 50
  6. 6.01QB
    Justin HerbertLAC
    No. 51
  7. 7.10RB
    Kenneth Walker IIISEA
    No. 70
  8. 8.01TE
    Dallas GoedertPHI
    No. 71
  9. 9.10RB
    Isiah PachecoKC
    No. 90
  10. 10.01WR
    Christian KirkJAX
    No. 91
  11. 11.10WR
    Treylon BurksTEN
    No. 110
  12. 12.01RB
    J.K. DobbinsBAL
    No. 111
  13. 13.10DEF
    Miami DolphinsMIA
    No. 130
  14. 14.01K
    Graham GanoNYG
    No. 131
  15. 15.10QB
    Anthony RichardsonIND
    No. 150
  16. 16.01RB
    Jeffery WilsonFA
    No. 151

Archived Class

2022

Draft Slot
6
Selections
16
  1. 1.06WR
    Cooper KuppLAR
    No. 6
  2. 2.03RB
    Najee HarrisPIT
    No. 11
  3. 3.06WR
    Tyreek HillMIA
    No. 22
  4. 4.03RB
    Aaron JonesGB
    No. 27
  5. 5.06QB
    Tom BradyTB
    No. 38
  6. 6.03WR
    Terry McLaurinWAS
    No. 43
  7. 7.06TE
    Dalton SchultzDAL
    No. 54
  8. 8.03RB
    Josh JacobsLV
    No. 59
  9. 9.06RB
    Devin SingletaryBUF
    No. 70
  10. 10.03QB
    Joe BurrowCIN
    No. 75
  11. 11.06WR
    Rashod BatemanBAL
    No. 86
  12. 12.03DEF
    Buffalo BillsBUF
    No. 91
  13. 13.06K
    Harrison ButkerKC
    No. 102
  14. 14.03WR
    Chase ClaypoolPIT
    No. 107
  15. 15.06TE
    Hunter HenryNE
    No. 118
  16. 16.03DEF
    Dallas CowboysDAL
    No. 123
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Team File

Franchise Summary

Owner

Brandon Smith

Current Identity

Naberhood Watch

Previous Identity

Brimhaven Pirates

Point Differential

+261.52

The difference between total points scored and total points allowed this season.