The 2026 Season
Reporting, analysis and deeply unnecessary commentary from Far Far Away Football.
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By the Numbers
When coming into a new season, many owners feel their draft position writes their destiny before they ever assemble a roster. After 40-team seasons of games, a deep dive by the Gazette Sports Bureau found that the numbers aren't what you would expect.
2025 Scoreboard
5 completed matchups from the latest full league slate.
Full week coverage
148.20
147.10
Haddonfield SlashersManager · Matt Bieniek175.90
Love and Fantasy FootballManager · Scott Baker166.60
Naberhood WatchManager · Brandon Smith135.76
Super QB Hut GeneralManager · Julia Kurdys112.50
Egyptian SunsManager · Amir Elgeyoushi150.50
Shinra Tensei PainManager · Derek King94.66
Fremennik ExilesManager · Brennan Kurdys116.60
Edgeville Nut EatersManager · Randy Todd98.182025 Season
The latest standings and season totals from Far Far Away Football.
Official Table
| Rank | Team | Record | PF |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The ReapersManager · Nick Lewandowski | 11-5 | 2,351.80 |
| 2 | Haddonfield SlashersManager · Matt Bieniek | 11-6 | 2,230.48 |
| 3 | Love and Fantasy FootballManager · Scott Baker | 10-6 | 2,325.80 |
| 4 | Naberhood WatchManager · Brandon Smith | 9-7 | 2,304.76 |
| 5 | Super QB Hut GeneralManager · Julia Kurdys | 9-7 | 2,176.00 |
| 6 | JaMario Kart RacersManager · AJ Kurdys | 8-9 | 2,131.82 |
| 7 | Fremennik ExilesManager · Brennan Kurdys | 6-10 | 1,968.48 |
| 8 | Egyptian SunsManager · Amir Elgeyoushi | 6-10 | 1,955.72 |
| 9 | Shinra Tensei PainManager · Derek King | 6-10 | 1,844.06 |
| 10 | Edgeville Nut EatersManager · Randy Todd | 5-11 | 1,861.28 |
Transaction Desk
The latest consequential moves from waiver rooms, free agency and the trade block.
Open the full ledgerManager · Randy Todd
Manager · Randy Todd
Manager · AJ Kurdys
Beyond the Headlines
Weekly honors, all-time records and the names already written into league history.
Performance of the Week
2025 · Week 16Haddonfield Slashers
Manager · Matt Bieniek175.90 pointsHaddonfield Slashers posted the highest total of Week 16 and converted it into a victory.
Record Watch
2024Brimhaven Pirates
Manager · Brandon Smith256.38 pointsThe all-time mark still standing atop the completed matchup archive.
Open the Record BookReigning Champion
2025Defeated Haddonfield Slashers in the championship.Manager · Matt Bieniek
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