League Dispatch
A new season begins, and the league is already descending into chaos
Optimism is high, projections are meaningless and every manager remains convinced this is finally the year everything goes according to plan.
The 2026 Season
Around the League
Reporting, analysis and deeply unnecessary commentary from Far Far Away Football.
Browse the GazetteTop stories
2025 Scoreboard
Week 16
5 completed matchups from the latest full league slate.
Full week coverageGame of the Week1.10-point finish
WinnerThe Reapers
148.20
FinalJaMario Kart Racers
147.10
Haddonfield Slashers175.90
Naberhood Watch135.76
Super QB Hut General112.50
Egyptian Suns150.50
Shinra Tensei Pain94.66
Fremennik Exiles116.60
Edgeville Nut Eaters98.182025 Season
League at a Glance
The latest standings and season totals from Far Far Away Football.
Official Table
Top of the Standings
| Rank | Team | Record | PF |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Reapers | 11-5 | 2,351.80 |
| 2 | Haddonfield Slashers | 11-6 | 2,230.48 |
| 3 | Love and Fantasy Football | 10-6 | 2,325.80 |
| 4 | Naberhood Watch | 9-7 | 2,304.76 |
| 5 | Super QB Hut General | 9-7 | 2,176.00 |
Transaction Desk
League Wire
The latest consequential moves from waiver rooms, free agency and the trade block.
Open the full ledgerWaiver Claim
Love and Fantasy Football wins a waiver claim
- Colby ParkinsonTE · LAR
- Parker WashingtonWR · JAX
Waiver Claim
JaMario Kart Racers wins a waiver claim
- Houston TexansDEF · HOU
- Jacksonville JaguarsDEF · JAX
Waiver Claim
JaMario Kart Racers wins a waiver claim
- Jacksonville JaguarsDEF · JAX
- Cleveland BrownsDEF · CLE
Beyond the Headlines
League Notebook
Weekly honors, all-time records and the names already written into league history.
Performance of the Week
2025 · Week 16The Golden Box Score
Haddonfield Slashers
175.90 pointsHaddonfield Slashers posted the highest total of Week 16 and converted it into a victory.
Haddonfield Slashers175.90
Love and Fantasy Football166.60
Record Watch
2025Highest Score
Love and Fantasy Football
192.78 pointsThe all-time mark still standing atop the completed matchup archive.
Open the Record BookReigning Champion
2025The Reapers
Defeated Haddonfield Slashers in the championship.
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