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2026 Franchise Profile

Shinra Tensei Pain

Owned by Derek KingFormerly Mud Village Team Kakashi

Current Campaign

Season Snapshot

Current franchise performance from the latest synced Sleeper league data.

Record
3-4
Standing
No. 7
Points For
893.46
Points Against
941.10

Last Five

Recent Form

The franchise’s latest completed results from the 2026 season.

LWWLL
Recent Record
2-3
Average Score
127.70
Current Run
1-game losing streak
Week7
Shinra Tensei Pain135.80
Egyptian Suns170.62
Loss34.82point margin
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Week6
Shinra Tensei Pain115.78
Edgeville Nut Eaters112.10
Win3.68point margin
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Week5
Shinra Tensei Pain164.52
JaMario Kart Racers103.74
Win60.78point margin
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Week4
Shinra Tensei Pain104.68
Naberhood Watch132.24
Loss27.56point margin
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Week3
Shinra Tensei Pain117.70
Love and Fantasy Football117.94
Loss0.24point margin
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Best Recent Score

164.52Week 5 vs. JaMario Kart Racers

Closest Recent Finish

0.24Week 3 vs. Love and Fantasy Football

Front Office Activity

Recent Moves

The latest completed transactions involving this franchise.

Free Agent

Shinra Tensei Pain makes a roster move

  • Romeo DoubsWR · NE
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Free Agent

Shinra Tensei Pain makes a roster move

  • New York JetsDEF · NYJ
  • Las Vegas RaidersDEF · LV
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Free Agent

Shinra Tensei Pain makes a roster move

  • Pat FreiermuthTE · PIT
  • Malik WashingtonWR · MIA
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Free Agent

Shinra Tensei Pain makes a roster move

  • Tyler AllgeierRB · ARI
  • Brian RobinsonRB · ATL
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View every Shinra Tensei Pain transaction

Historical Ledger

Franchise History

Completed results recorded under the franchise’s current and previous identities.

All-Time Record
27-46
Career Points
8,603.18
Weekly Average
117.85
Championships
0

Highest Score

164.72 pointsvs. Edgeville Nut Eaters · 2024 · Week 10

Lowest Score

71.70 pointsvs. Edgeville Nut Eaters · 2025 · Week 6

Biggest Win

+60.78vs. JaMario Kart Racers · 2026 · Week 5

Closest Game

0.18-point marginvs. Edgeville Nut Eaters · 2025 · Week 15

Highest-Scoring Loss

142.54 pointsvs. Columbus Conqueeftadors · 2023 · Week 5

Season by Season

League history
Shinra Tensei Pain season-by-season history
SeasonFinishRecordPFPAAverage
20267th place3-4893.46941.10127.64
20259th place6-101,844.061,960.90115.25
202410th place5-111,941.042,127.94121.32
20238th place6-111,984.862,146.00116.76
20228th place7-101,939.762,010.14114.10

Current Personnel

Active Roster

15 players from the latest 2026 Sleeper roster sync.

Total Players
15
Starters
10
Reserve
1
Position Groups
6
QB

QB

1 player

QB

Matthew Stafford

LAR · No. 9
Starter
Age
38
Exp.
17 yr
RB

RB

5 players

RB

D'Andre Swift

CHI · No. 4
Starter
Age
27
Exp.
6 yr
RB

Josh Jacobs

GB · No. 8
Starter
Age
28
Exp.
7 yr
RB

Jadarian Price

SEA · No. 8
Reserve
Age
23
Exp.
0 yr
RB

Rico Dowdle

PIT · No. 13
Age
28
Exp.
6 yr
RB

Tyler Allgeier

ARI · No. 22
Age
26
Exp.
4 yr
WR

WR

5 players

WR

George Pickens

DAL · No. 3
Starter
Age
25
Exp.
4 yr
WR

Ja'Marr Chase

CIN · No. 1
Starter
Age
26
Exp.
5 yr
WR

Xavier Worthy

KC · No. 1
Starter
Age
23
Exp.
2 yr
WR

Zay Flowers

BAL · No. 4
Starter
Age
26
Exp.
3 yr
WR

Emeka Egbuka

TB · No. 2
Out
Age
24
Exp.
1 yr
TE

TE

2 players

TE

Pat Freiermuth

PIT · No. 88
Starter
Age
28
Exp.
5 yr
TE

Tyler Warren

IND · No. 84
Out
Age
24
Exp.
1 yr
K

K

1 player

K

Jason Myers

SEA · No. 5
Starter
Age
35
Exp.
11 yr
DEF

Defense

1 player

DEF

New York Jets

NYJ
Starter
Age
—
Exp.
—

Historical Personnel

Archived Rosters

End-of-season rosters from 2022 through 2025, shown together under this franchise’s current identity.

2025 roster15 players
  • QBJoe BurrowCIN · Starter
  • QBCaleb WilliamsCHI · Reserve
  • RBBreece HallNYJ · Starter
  • RBD'Andre SwiftCHI · Starter
  • RBKareem Hunt— · Starter
  • RBKyle MonangaiCHI · Starter
  • WRAmon-Ra St. BrownDET · Starter
  • WRNico CollinsHOU · Starter
  • WRJosh DownsIND · Reserve
  • WRRashid ShaheedSEA · Reserve
  • WRTee HigginsCIN · Reserve
  • TETyler WarrenIND · Starter
  • TECade OttonTB · Reserve
  • KTyler LoopBAL · Starter
  • DEFDetroit LionsDET · Starter
2024 roster16 players
  • QBBrock PurdySF · Starter
  • QBCaleb WilliamsCHI · Reserve
  • RBRay DavisBUF · Starter
  • RBTank BigsbyPHI · Starter
  • RBTony PollardTEN · Starter
  • RBKenneth Walker IIIKC · Reserve
  • WRJa'Marr ChaseCIN · Starter
  • WRJordan AddisonMIN · Starter
  • WRChris OlaveNO · Reserve
  • WRKeon ColemanBUF · Reserve
  • WRRome OdunzeCHI · Reserve
  • WRStefon DiggsWAS · Reserve
  • TECade OttonTB · Starter
  • TETravis KelceKC · Starter
  • KJake MoodyBAL · Starter
  • DEFKansas City ChiefsKC · Starter
2023 roster16 players
  • QBLamar JacksonBAL · Starter
  • WRD.J. MooreCHI · Starter
  • WRStefon DiggsBUF · Starter
  • RBDavid MontgomeryDET · Starter
  • RBDerrick HenryTEN · Starter
  • TETrey McBrideARI · Starter
  • WRDeAndre HopkinsNO · Starter
  • KJake ElliottPHI · Starter
  • DEFNew Orleans SaintsNO · Starter
  • QBC.J. StroudHOU · Reserve
  • WRBrandin CooksDAL · Reserve
  • WRChris OlaveNO · Reserve
  • WRJakobi MeyersLV · Reserve
  • WRZay FlowersBAL · Reserve
  • RBBrian RobinsonWAS · Reserve
  • TEKyle PittsATL · Reserve
2022 roster16 players
  • QBJustin HerbertLAC · Starter
  • WRTee HigginsCIN · Starter
  • WRZay JonesJAX · Starter
  • RBChristian McCaffreyCAR · Starter
  • RBSaquon BarkleyNYG · Starter
  • TEEvan EngramJAX · Starter
  • WRGarrett WilsonNYJ · Starter
  • KGraham GanoNYG · Starter
  • DEFBaltimore RavensBAL · Starter
  • WRAmari CooperCLE · Reserve
  • WRD.J. MooreCAR · Reserve
  • WRTyler BoydCIN · Reserve
  • RBAntonio GibsonWAS · Reserve
  • RBKenyan DrakeBAL · Reserve
  • TEDallas GoedertPHI · Reserve
  • DEFLas Vegas RaidersLV · Reserve

War Room Ledger

Draft History

Every recorded selection made under the franchise’s current and previous identities.

Draft Classes
5
Total Selections
77
Archive Span
2022–2026

Latest Draft Class

2026

Draft Slot
3
Selections
15
  1. 1.03WR
    Ja'Marr ChaseCIN
    No. 3
  2. 2.08RB
    Josh JacobsGB
    No. 18
  3. 3.03WR
    George PickensDAL
    No. 23
  4. 4.08WR
    Emeka EgbukaTB
    No. 38
  5. 5.03WR
    Zay FlowersBAL
    No. 43
  6. 6.08RB
    D'Andre SwiftCHI
    No. 58
  7. 7.03TE
    Tyler WarrenIND
    No. 63
  8. 8.08RB
    Jadarian PriceSEA
    No. 78
  9. 9.03QB
    Matthew StaffordLAR
    No. 83
  10. 10.08WR
    Wan'Dale RobinsonTEN
    No. 98
  11. 11.03RB
    Rico DowdlePIT
    No. 103
  12. 12.08K
    Jason MyersSEA
    No. 118
  13. 13.03WR
    Xavier WorthyKC
    No. 123
  14. 14.08DEF
    New England PatriotsNE
    No. 138
  15. 15.03WR
    Romeo DoubsNE
    No. 143

Archived Class

2025

Draft Slot
8
Selections
15
  1. 1.08WR
    Amon-Ra St. BrownDET
    No. 8
  2. 2.03WR
    Nico CollinsHOU
    No. 13
  3. 3.08RB
    Breece HallNYJ
    No. 28
  4. 4.03WR
    Tee HigginsCIN
    No. 33
  5. 5.08QB
    Joe BurrowCIN
    No. 48
  6. 6.03RB
    Isiah PachecoKC
    No. 53
  7. 7.08TE
    Tyler WarrenIND
    No. 68
  8. 8.03RB
    D'Andre SwiftCHI
    No. 73
  9. 9.08WR
    Keon ColemanBUF
    No. 88
  10. 10.03RB
    Tyrone TracyNYG
    No. 93
  11. 11.08WR
    Rashid ShaheedNO
    No. 108
  12. 12.03QB
    Brock PurdySF
    No. 113
  13. 13.08K
    Tyler LoopBAL
    No. 128
  14. 14.03DEF
    Detroit LionsDET
    No. 133
  15. 15.08WR
    Darnell MooneyATL
    No. 148

Archived Class

2024

Draft Slot
4
Selections
15
  1. 1.04WR
    Ja'Marr ChaseCIN
    No. 4
  2. 2.07TE
    Travis KelceKC
    No. 17
  3. 3.04WR
    Chris OlaveNO
    No. 24
  4. 4.07RB
    Kenneth WalkerSEA
    No. 37
  5. 5.04WR
    Stefon DiggsHOU
    No. 44
  6. 6.07QB
    Brock PurdySF
    No. 57
  7. 7.04RB
    Tony PollardTEN
    No. 64
  8. 8.07WR
    Christian KirkJAX
    No. 77
  9. 9.04WR
    Jerry JeudyCLE
    No. 84
  10. 10.07RB
    Jaylen WarrenPIT
    No. 97
  11. 11.04WR
    Keon ColemanBUF
    No. 104
  12. 12.07QB
    Caleb WilliamsCHI
    No. 117
  13. 13.04DEF
    Kansas City ChiefsKC
    No. 124
  14. 14.07K
    Tyler BassBUF
    No. 137
  15. 15.04WR
    Mike WilliamsNYJ
    No. 144

Archived Class

2023

Draft Slot
9
Selections
16
  1. 1.09RB
    Derrick HenryTEN
    No. 9
  2. 2.02WR
    Stefon DiggsBUF
    No. 12
  3. 3.09QB
    Lamar JacksonBAL
    No. 29
  4. 4.02WR
    Chris OlaveNO
    No. 32
  5. 5.09TE
    David NjokuCLE
    No. 49
  6. 6.02WR
    DeAndre HopkinsNO
    No. 52
  7. 7.09WR
    D.J. MooreCHI
    No. 69
  8. 8.02RB
    David MontgomeryDET
    No. 72
  9. 9.09DEF
    New Orleans SaintsNO
    No. 89
  10. 10.02WR
    Jakobi MeyersLV
    No. 92
  11. 11.09K
    Jake ElliottPHI
    No. 109
  12. 12.02RB
    Brian RobinsonWAS
    No. 112
  13. 13.09TE
    Kyle PittsATL
    No. 129
  14. 14.02WR
    Rondale MooreARI
    No. 132
  15. 15.09WR
    Zay FlowersBAL
    No. 149
  16. 16.02WR
    D.J. CharkLAC
    No. 152

Archived Class

2022

Draft Slot
2
Selections
16
  1. 1.02RB
    Christian McCaffreyCAR
    No. 2
  2. 2.07WR
    Tee HigginsCIN
    No. 15
  3. 3.02WR
    D.J. MooreCAR
    No. 18
  4. 4.07RB
    Saquon BarkleyNYG
    No. 31
  5. 5.02QB
    Justin HerbertLAC
    No. 34
  6. 6.07WR
    Darnell MooneyCHI
    No. 47
  7. 7.02QB
    Matthew StaffordLAR
    No. 50
  8. 8.07TE
    T.J. HockensonDET
    No. 63
  9. 9.02TE
    Dallas GoedertPHI
    No. 66
  10. 10.07WR
    Amari CooperCLE
    No. 79
  11. 11.02K
    Justin TuckerBAL
    No. 82
  12. 12.07RB
    Rhamondre StevensonNE
    No. 95
  13. 13.02RB
    Chase EdmondsMIA
    No. 98
  14. 14.07DEF
    Baltimore RavensBAL
    No. 111
  15. 15.02WR
    Skyy MooreKC
    No. 114
  16. 16.07WR
    Tyler BoydCIN
    No. 127
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Team File

Franchise Summary

Owner

Derek King

Current Identity

Shinra Tensei Pain

Previous Identity

Mud Village Team Kakashi

Point Differential

-47.64

The difference between total points scored and total points allowed this season.