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Week 6 Recap: Spooky Season Powers Slashers in Win
There isn't just one Mr. October in this league, and he is letting everyone know that his team is still here and ready to play.
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The Anatomy of a Fantasy Win
Introducing Net Wins Added: The Gazette Sports Bureau's quest to determine what fantasy football players are actually worth.
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Week 6 Recap: The League's Only Father Sons the Suns
Turns out Dad strength is immediately payable upon the birth of your first kid. Brandon Smith holds nothing back this week as his team makes it loud and clear who is boss around these parts.
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Week 6 Recap: Mr. October Dethrones The Queen
The League's current reigning champion is officially putting the other owners on notice. Do not mess with this guy in October.
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Week 6 Recap: Derek's Luck-No-Jutsu Cheeses Nut Eaters
Just like when you're hiking and a bear comes along, it's not about being faster than the bear... it's about not being the slowest in the group. The Nut Eaters get left behind in a low scoring nail-biter.
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Week 6 Recap: Racers Get Exiled, Lose Third Straight
What started out as a promising new season for the League's unelected dictator has quickly fallen to pieces in a few short weeks. Meanwhile, the Fremennik try to keep their top spot in the standings during a down week.
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The Akatsuki have declared war on the Sun?!
The time has come for revenge... revenge that is unbeknownst to the self proclaimed gods of the Sun.
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Week 5 Recap: The Last Domino Has Fallen
The biggest game of the week delivered up until the very last moments of Monday night. The result? The sole remaining undefeated team finds themselves picking up the pieces.
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The Luck of the Draw: Understanding Fantasy Football Injustice
The GSB digs into yet another famous fantasy football debate: How much does a team's schedule determine its success to start a season?
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Week 5 Recap: Guys, He's 3-2 — We're Screwed
What started as a spectacular face-plant for the League's boogeyman is quickly turning into a playoff push. If we're not careful, we might let him right back into this thing and watch him get away with it all over again.
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Week 5 Recap: Reapers Get Slashed, Haddonfield Breaks the Seal
This week the League's last remaining winless program finally tastes victory at the expense of the reigning champs. The Slashers have been nipping at the heels of their first win and the Reapers tripped just in time.
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Week 5 Recap: Edgeville Get Their Nuts Burrowed by The Watch
Smith and the Naberhood Watch once again show strong ownership moves in a week where opportunity has come knocking. Edgeville once again struggles to put up points due to bench depth issues.
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Week 5 Recap: Racers in Pain as Lineup Needs Repairs
The injury bug rarely comes at a good time and can derail even the best starts to a new season. The Racers find this out the hard way losing their second straight to a team who left their first round pick on the bench.
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Trade Alert: Hubbard to Racers, Kelce to Edgeville
In a surprise twist of events the League has just had its second ever trade seeing two big names move between a contender and an up and comer.
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Week 4 Recap: Suns Find Themselves Spooked
With the calendar officially flipping over into the spookiest month of the year, our Halloween-based reigning champion looks to capture their first win of the season.
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Week 4 Recap: Return of the Conquistador
The thing about good fantasy managers is that you can only expect them to be down for so long. The truly worthy show up each and every week, trade with the Incas for psychedelics, and poison their opponents with never-before-seen European diseases.
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Week 4 Recap: Always the Bridesmaid
One of the worst tropes in all of fantasy sports is the team who loses purely to their own schedule. Professors have quantified impact through doctoral research papers, and millions of managers suffer every year. Our league is no exception, and one owner is writing cope articles already.
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Week 4 Recap: Free Tacos Anyone?
For those familiar with the older FX show 'The League' you may recognize the term "Taco Win." A front runner for this year's Taco Win Team has emerged and the Nabers look to take advantage.
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Week 4 Recap: Down Goes Goodman
Usually in the fantasy football world, you at least don't have to see your opponent while you face-off. Well, in this split household matchup two of the league's top owners find out who's getting an extra pillow to sleep with tonight.
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Gazette Recap: Fastest Week 3
For one week, the League found itself without its fearless Commissioner and Gazette writer. While that clown was galivanting around Europe, considering a drag of a cafe cigarette, and absolutely butchering Italian pronunciations, everyone here in the Homeland was going to fantasy war. The Week 3 Recap, unfortunately, won't get the coverage it deserved but let's run it down anyway and speed through a week of fictional bloodshed.
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Gazette Week 2 Recap: The Other Guys
Unfortunately, not everyone can be a star. While two matchups battled for glory in The Big Leagues, the other three were relegated to the fantasy-football basement and forced to share the spotlight here. There were blowouts, disappointments, and a few moments that were almost interesting. Almost. Let's take a look at The Other Guys and see how the rest of the league spent Week 2.
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Gazette Week 2 Recap: The Big Leagues
Now that the new season has officially found its groove, it's time to turn our attention to the matchups that actually gave us something to talk about. One featured battle produced a surprise upset, the other ended in heartbreak, and both came down to the final hours of Monday Night Football. Let's take a closer look at two of Week 2's biggest dramas.
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The Gazette Week 1 Recap
The first Sunday is in the books, and we already have plenty to talk about. Week 1 delivered big performances, brutal disappointments, and maybe a few results nobody saw coming. The Gazette Recap covers who came out on top, who got humbled, and what it all means heading into next week.
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Minor Gaps in Knowledge: Portrait of an Apparently-Horrible Husband
I had something happen to me yesterday that I can’t seem to get off my mind. Please let me know if I’m the crazy one here.
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How Impactful is Draft Position? The Gazette Investigates
When coming into a new season, many owners feel their draft position writes their destiny before they ever assemble a roster. After 40-team seasons of games, a deep dive by the Gazette Sports Bureau found that the numbers aren't what you would expect.
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This Year, I Want Blood
Welcome back, everyone. I come before you as a broken man with something to prove. It's go time.
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2026 Draft Order & Team Preview
The draft order for the 2026 Fantasy Season has been set. Who got a premium slot? Who finds themselves in the middle? Are season outcomes already determined for some owners? Also, lets meet our team managers for this upcoming season!
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A New Age, A New Gazette
The League Gazette has officially gone through its newest metamorphosis, and it just might be the best version of itself yet.