The Weekly Gazette
Matchup coverage, rankings, awards, arguments and assorted dispatches from Far Far Away Football.
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2026 · Week 1
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I had something happen to me yesterday that I can’t seem to get off my mind. Please let me know if I’m the crazy one here.
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By the Numbers
When coming into a new season, many owners feel their draft position writes their destiny before they ever assemble a roster. After 40-team seasons of games, a deep dive by the Gazette Sports Bureau found that the numbers aren't what you would expect.
Random Bullshit
Welcome back, everyone. I come before you as a broken man with something to prove. It's go time.
Gazette Exclusive
The draft order for the 2026 Fantasy Season has been set. Who got a premium slot? Who finds themselves in the middle? Are season outcomes already determined for some owners? Also, lets meet our team managers for this upcoming season!
Gazette Exclusive
The League Gazette has officially gone through its newest metamorphosis, and it just might be the best version of itself yet.