The Weekly Gazette
Matchup coverage, rankings, awards, arguments and assorted dispatches from Far Far Away Football.
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2026 · Week 1
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There isn't just one Mr. October in this league, and he is letting everyone know that his team is still here and ready to play.
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Turns out Dad strength is immediately payable upon the birth of your first kid. Brandon Smith holds nothing back this week as his team makes it loud and clear who is boss around these parts.
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The League's current reigning champion is officially putting the other owners on notice. Do not mess with this guy in October.
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Just like when you're hiking and a bear comes along, it's not about being faster than the bear... it's about not being the slowest in the group. The Nut Eaters get left behind in a low scoring nail-biter.
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What started out as a promising new season for the League's unelected dictator has quickly fallen to pieces in a few short weeks. Meanwhile, the Fremennik try to keep their top spot in the standings during a down week.
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The biggest game of the week delivered up until the very last moments of Monday night. The result? The sole remaining undefeated team finds themselves picking up the pieces.
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What started as a spectacular face-plant for the League's boogeyman is quickly turning into a playoff push. If we're not careful, we might let him right back into this thing and watch him get away with it all over again.
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This week the League's last remaining winless program finally tastes victory at the expense of the reigning champs. The Slashers have been nipping at the heels of their first win and the Reapers tripped just in time.
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Smith and the Naberhood Watch once again show strong ownership moves in a week where opportunity has come knocking. Edgeville once again struggles to put up points due to bench depth issues.
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The injury bug rarely comes at a good time and can derail even the best starts to a new season. The Racers find this out the hard way losing their second straight to a team who left their first round pick on the bench.
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In a surprise twist of events the League has just had its second ever trade seeing two big names move between a contender and an up and comer.
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With the calendar officially flipping over into the spookiest month of the year, our Halloween-based reigning champion looks to capture their first win of the season.
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The thing about good fantasy managers is that you can only expect them to be down for so long. The truly worthy show up each and every week, trade with the Incas for psychedelics, and poison their opponents with never-before-seen European diseases.
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One of the worst tropes in all of fantasy sports is the team who loses purely to their own schedule. Professors have quantified impact through doctoral research papers, and millions of managers suffer every year. Our league is no exception, and one owner is writing cope articles already.
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For those familiar with the older FX show 'The League' you may recognize the term "Taco Win." A front runner for this year's Taco Win Team has emerged and the Nabers look to take advantage.
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Usually in the fantasy football world, you at least don't have to see your opponent while you face-off. Well, in this split household matchup two of the league's top owners find out who's getting an extra pillow to sleep with tonight.
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For one week, the League found itself without its fearless Commissioner and Gazette writer. While that clown was galivanting around Europe, considering a drag of a cafe cigarette, and absolutely butchering Italian pronunciations, everyone here in the Homeland was going to fantasy war. The Week 3 Recap, unfortunately, won't get the coverage it deserved but let's run it down anyway and speed through a week of fictional bloodshed.
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Unfortunately, not everyone can be a star. While two matchups battled for glory in The Big Leagues, the other three were relegated to the fantasy-football basement and forced to share the spotlight here. There were blowouts, disappointments, and a few moments that were almost interesting. Almost. Let's take a look at The Other Guys and see how the rest of the league spent Week 2.
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Now that the new season has officially found its groove, it's time to turn our attention to the matchups that actually gave us something to talk about. One featured battle produced a surprise upset, the other ended in heartbreak, and both came down to the final hours of Monday Night Football. Let's take a closer look at two of Week 2's biggest dramas.
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The first Sunday is in the books, and we already have plenty to talk about. Week 1 delivered big performances, brutal disappointments, and maybe a few results nobody saw coming. The Gazette Recap covers who came out on top, who got humbled, and what it all means heading into next week.
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The draft order for the 2026 Fantasy Season has been set. Who got a premium slot? Who finds themselves in the middle? Are season outcomes already determined for some owners? Also, lets meet our team managers for this upcoming season!
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The League Gazette has officially gone through its newest metamorphosis, and it just might be the best version of itself yet.